Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple:

Your motive is a little bit more complex:

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first a . This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this ? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good

Stage Two:

Next, you will . This will cause countless hordes of to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with , as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will your , bringing about . This will all be done from a , an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.