Once you've started murdering countless innocents, you may notice that you now have the small problem of bodies. But worry not! The crawlspace is an excellent place to dispose of your victims. Other good dumping grounds include: the nearby river, garbage bins, shallow graves, your specially bred flesh-eating pigs, and the homes of the parents of the victim. If you wish, you may choose to simply send pieces of the victims to the parents/loved ones. It is highly understandable if you want to keep some of the victim for yourself. They also go well with a nice kiyante sauce and some fauva beans.

Be sure to play mind games with the police who track you. One good idea is to send letters to the nearby newspaper taunting the lead detective, and then leave a series of clues to test their puny intellect. These can be anything ranging from astrological signs, nursery rhymes written in blood, to notes carved into your victims. Rest assured that they'll never figure it out, however, as their brains are too puny and yours too superior.

Many people opt instead to become a supernatural serial killer. This is a popular choice due to the near immortality and many sequels that comes with the job. But how do you attain this?

A few possibilities include:

Pact with the devil.
Get sentenced to the electric chair.
Get burned in the furnace where you killed all the children.
Have a metal rod shoved through your heart which then gets hit by lightning.
Wear the mystic amulet while you are gunned down in a toy store.
Make a deal with the creepy voodoo woman to avenge the death of your child.
Drown in the river because your Camp Counselors are too busy having sex, have your mom kill the bastards, and then arise in the sequel.