Horseman of the Apocalypse

This adventuresome career is often not considered by evil-doers, partially due to the religious undertones, but mostly due to the fact that only four positions are available at any one time. The career of horsemen of the apocalypse can actually be a very rewarding one, however, and so we present it to you here.

For each horseman there is a certain amount of experience with the field required. The Department of the Apocalypse suggest applicants hold the following backgrounds:

Death - Mass murderer
War - Military general
Famine - Founder of Jenny Craig Clinics
Pestilence - Bio-Plague Designer

It is also a good idea to check out The Book of Revelations before applying. This pretty much lays out the job description, as well as the perks and benefits. However, we must note ahead of time that you'll be working for some guy named Jehovah, who is some sort of major monotheistic deity. From what we've been able to tell though, with all the smiting and damnation he does, it looks like he's a pretty evil guy himself, so there shouldn't be too much of a problem.

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